based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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