Kiss
Puke
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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