butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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