exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
