please come you make the beer taste better
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You can't die you're my only democrat family member