Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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