Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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