really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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