he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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