sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
My ATM looks so different sober.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.