The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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