We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
the day after is always just damage control
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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