Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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