I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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