I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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