found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
