I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.