He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
This is classic penis vs brain.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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