I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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