He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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