remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Randomize
