I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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