She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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