we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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