All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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