thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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