no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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