Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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