He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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