Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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