Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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