The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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