But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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