As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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