Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I need to wash the frat house off of me
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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