i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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