I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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