Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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