But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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