Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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