Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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