so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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