i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
