I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i think i just lost a toe
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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