I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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