you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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