okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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