She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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