Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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