Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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