You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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