I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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