But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
