help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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