His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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