I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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