She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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